星期六, 8月 25, 2007

美國電影協會百大

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有些很有趣的東西,可以看看,雖然我覺得是一堆老頭評出來的^^

8 mile rap battle

Rabbit vs Lickety Split
[Lickety Split]
This guy's a choke artist
Ya
catch a bad one
Your better off shootin yourself
With
Papa Doc's handgun
Climbin up this mountain your
weak
Ill leave you lost without a paddle
Floatin shits
creek
You ain't Detroit, Im the D
Your the
new kid on the block
Bout to get smacked back to the
boonedocks
Fuckin Nazi, this crowd ain't your type
Take some real advice and form a group with Vanilla Ice
And what I tell you, you better use it
This guy's a
hillbilly, this ain't Willie Nelson music
Trailor trash, Ill choke you to your last breath
And have
you lookin foolish
Like Cheddar Bob when he shot
himself
Silly Rabbit, I know why they call you that
Cause you follow Future like you got carrots up his
asscrack
And when you actin up thats when you got jacked
up
And left stupid like Tina Turner when she got smacked
up
Ill crack your shoulder blade
Youll get
dropped so hard
Elvis will start turnin in his grave
I dont know why they let you out in the dark
You need to
take your white ass back across 8 mile
To the trailor
park


[Rabbit]
This guy raps like his
parents jerked him
He sounds like Eric Sermon, the generic
version
This whole crowd looks suspicious
Its all
dudes in here, except for these bitches
So Im a German,
Eh
Thats ok, you look like a fuckin worm with braids
These Leaders of the Free World rookies
Lookie, how can 6
dicks be pussies
Talkin bout shits creek
Bitch,
you could be up piss creek
With paddles this deep
Your still gonna sink
Your a disgrace
Yeah, they
call me Rabbit
This is a turtle race
He
can't get with me spittin this shit
Wickedly lickety
shot
Spickety spickety split lickety
So Im gonna turn
around with a great smile
And walk my white ass back across
8 mile!
Rabbit vs Lotto
[Lotto]
[Spoken]
Yo, it's time to get rid of this coward once and for all.
I'm sick of the motha fucka! Check this shit out!
[Rap]
I'll spit a racial slur, honky, sue me!
This shit is a horror flick,
but the black guy doesn't die in this movie!
Fuckin' wit Lotto, dawg, you gotta be kiddin!
That makes me believe you really dont have a interest in livin!
You think these niggas gonna feel the shit you say?
I got a betta chance joining the KKK.
Or some real shit, though, I like you
That's why I didn't wanna have to be the one you commit sucide to
Fuck 'Lotto,' call me your leader
I feel bad I gotta murder that dude from "Leave It To Beaver"
I used to like that show, now you got me to "fight back" mode
But oh well, if you gotta go, then you gotta go!
I hate to do this, I would love for this shit to last
So I'll take pictures of my rear end so you won't forget my ass
And all's well that ends well, ok?
So I'll end this shit wit a "FUCK you, but have a nice day!"

[Eminem]
Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver
So was Eddie Haskal, Wally, and Ms. Cleaver
This guy keeps screamin', he's paranoid!
Quick, someone get his ass another steriod!
"Blahbity bloo blah blah blahbity bloo blah!"
I ain't hear a word you said, "hipidy hooblah!"
Is that a tank top, or a new bra?
Look, Snoop Dogg just got a fuckin' boob job!
Didn't you listen to the last round, meat head?
Pay attention, you're sayin the same shit that he said!
Matter fact, dog, here's a pencil
Go home, write some shit, make it suspenseful,
And don't come back until something dope hits you
Fuck it! You can take the mike home with you!
Lookin' like a cyclone hit you,
Tank top screamin', "Lotto, I don't fit you!"
You see how far those white jokes get you
Boy's like "How Vanilla Ice gonna diss you?"
My motto: Fuck Lotto!
I get the 7 digits from your mother for a dolla tomorrow!
Rabbit vs Papa Doc
Now everybody from the 313
Put ur muthafukin hands up and
follow me
Everybody from the 313
Put ur muthafukin
hands up
Look Look
Now while he stands tough
Notice that this man did not have his hands up
This free
worlds got u all gassed up
Now who's afraid of the big
bad wolf
1 , 2 , 3 into the 4
1pac , 2pac , 3pac
, 4
4pac , 3pac , 2pac , 1
ur pac , hes pac, ur
pac....none
This guy aint no muthafukin MC
I
know everything hes got to say against me
I am white, i am
a fukin bum
I do live in a trailer with my mom
My boy
future is an Uncle Tom
I do got a dumb friend named
Cheddar Bob
who shoots himself in his leg with his own
gun
I did get jumped by all 6 of u chumps
And Wink did
fuck my girl
Im still standin here sayin FUCK THE FREE
WORLD
Dont ever try to judge me dude
U dont know wat
the fuck ive been through
But i know somethin about
u
U went to Cranbrook, thats a private skool
Wats the
matter dogg? u embarrased?
This guys a gangsta? he's
real names Clarence
And Clarence lives at home with both
parents
And Clarence parents have a real good marriage
This guy dont wanna battle, hes shook
Cuz theres no
such thing as HALF-WAY CROOKS
He's scared to death
Hes scared to look in his fukin year book
Fuck
Cranbrook
Fuck the beat, i go acapella
Fuck a
Papa Doc, fuck a clock, fuck a trailer, fuck everybody
Fuck
yall if u doubt me
Im a piece of fukin white trash, i say
it proudly
Fuck this battle, i dont wanna win, im outtie
Here, tell these people somethin they dont know about me

Talkin´ Talk

D'sound
Talkin′ Talk

just let me have my flow!

talkin-talk is not just talk
being there is half the walk
if you wanna know yourself / stay with me
you gotta do the talkin’ talk

I try to reach you
get right
down to the issue
we’re not
happy with how it is today

sure, there are happy days and
good things to dwell upon but
when you are mad you walk away

you call me baby and I
just shrug my shoulders because there’s
something important on my mind

don’t wanna pick a fight but
we don’t see eye to eye and
we really need to get things straight.

so what! if we disagree
don’t wanna change you
I don’t want you on your knees

are you afraid your loving
will fade away
whenever deep talk is released?

communication, baby,
that’s what I claim today
it don’t have to be bad

I wanna know your mind
and you to be into mine
so we can get ahead

can we talk?

為愛瘦一次(瘦身男女)

我的命 決定全部交給你 法國出名的吐司 美國香雞

還有日本各樣的Sushi一萬個願意 把它通通都忘記

你已佔據我的身體 所有的點點滴滴 在我心中

不能代替 oh no愛上你 沒有一點點痕跡 為何你胖也胖得

那麼美麗 不能抗拒就像巧克力 黑色的神秘 帶著誘人的甜蜜

你太令人不能呼吸 但是我沒有出息 對你說明 我很愛你 woo

我真的願意 為愛瘦一次 只有一秒 也是曾經屬於我和你

希望你願意 為我愛一次 你會知道 我是值得珍惜

我愛著你 你愛著自己 沒有問題

Can't Take My Eyes Off You(10 Things I Hate About You)

You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off of you
You'd be like heaven to touch
I wanna hold you so much
At long last love has arrived
And I thank God I'm alive
You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off of you

Pardon the way that I stare
There's nothing else to compare
The sight of you leaves me weak
There are no words left to speak
So if you feel like I feel
Please let me know that it's real
You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off of you

I love you baby and if it's quite all right
I need you baby to warm the lonely nights
I love you baby, trust in me when I say
Oh pretty baby, don't bring me down I pray
Oh pretty baby, now that I've found you stay
And let me love you baby, let me love you

Bitch(What Women Want)

I hate the world today
You're so good to me
I know but I can't change
Tried to tell you
But you look at me like maybe
I'm an angel underneath
Innocent and sweet
Yesterday I cried
Must have been relieved to see
The softer side
I can understand how you'd be so confused
I don't envy you
I'm a little bit of everything
All rolled into one

[Chorus:]
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your hell, I'm your dream
I'm nothing in between
You know you wouldn't want it any other way

So take me as I am
This may mean
You'll have to be a stronger man
Rest assured that
When I start to make you nervous
And I'm going to extremes
Tomorrow I will change
And today won't mean a thing

[Chorus]

Just when you think, you got me figured out
The season's already changing
I think it's cool, you do what you do
And don't try to save me

[Chorus]

I'm a bitch, I'm a tease
I'm a goddess on my knees
When you hurt, when you suffer
I'm your angel undercover
I've been numb, I'm revived
Can't say I'm not alive
You know I wouldn't want it any other way

I Won't Dance(What Women Want)

I won't dance, don't ask me
I won't dance, don't ask me
I won't dance, Madame, with you
My heart won't let my feet do things that they should do

You know what?, you're lovely
You know what?, you're so lovely
And, oh, what you do to me
I'm like an ocean wave that's bumped on the shore
I feel so absolutely stumped on the floor

When you dance, you're charming and you're gentle
'specially when you do the Continental
But this feeling isn't purely mental
For, heaven rest us, I am not asbestos

And that's why
I won't dance, why should I?
I won't dance, how could I?
I won't dance, merci beaucoup
I know that music leads the way to romance,
So if I hold you in arms I won't dance

I won't dance, don't ask me,
I won't dance, don't ask me
I won't dance, Madame, with you
My heart won't let me feet do things that they want to do

You know what?, you're lovely,
Ring-a-ding-ding, you're lovely
And, oh, what you do to me
I'm like an ocean wave that's bumped on the shore
I feel so absolutely stumped on the floor

When you dance, you're charming and you're gentle
'specially when you do the Continental
But this feeling isn't purely mental
For, heaven rest us, I am not asbestos

and that's why
I won't dance, I won't dance
I won't dance, merci beaucoup
I know that music leads the way to romance
So if I hold you in arms I won't dance!!

風繼續吹(愛君如夢)

風繼續吹 - 張國榮
曲︰RYUDO UZAKI/YOUKO AGI
詞︰鄭國江
編︰徐日勤
我勸你早點歸去 你說你不想歸去
祇叫我抱著你 悠悠海風輕輕吹
冷卻了野火堆
我看見傷心的你 你說〔叫〕我怎捨得去
哭態也絕美 如何止哭 祇得輕吻你髮邊
讓風繼續吹 不忍遠離
心裡極渴望 希望留下伴著你
風繼續吹 不忍遠離
心裡亦有淚 不願流淚望著你
過去多少快樂記憶 何妨與你一起去追
要將憂鬱苦痛洗去 柔情蜜意我願記取
要強忍離情淚 未許它向下垂
愁如鎖眉頭聚 別離淚始終要下垂
我已令你快樂 你也令我痴痴醉
你已在我心 不必再問記著誰
留住眼內每滴淚 為何仍斷續流默默垂
為何仍斷續流默默垂 (x2)

Memorable Quotes from Chinese Odyssey 2002(天下無雙)

小霸王:很多時候,愛一個人愛得太深,人會醉,而恨得太久,心也容易碎。世間最痛苦的事莫過於等待,我不知道她等了我多久,我一直以為我不會再有機會見到她,突然間,我不知道該怎麼開口,不知道怎麼講第一句話,告訴她,我真的很愛她。原來塵世間有很多煩惱是很容易解決的,有些事只要你肯反過來看,你會有另外一番光景,我終於明白,鏡花水月是什麼意思,其實情之所至,應該你中有我,我中有你,誰是男誰是女,又有什麼關係,兩個人在一起開心不就行了,今天她是小霸王,可能明天又會輪到我了。

醉一場(天下無雙)

醉一場
作詞:今何在 作曲:王福齡 編曲:陶一陌 合唱:王菲/梁朝偉

女:阿龍哥 你來瞧小小竹筷是一雙
  同根生來並肩長 好比你我一模樣

老闆:我的筷子要遭殃

男:好賢弟 莫說笑 誰都比那牙籤強
  筷子不過是酒桌友 誰能比做咱哥倆
女:咱哥倆 有比方
  像杯倚酒壺配成雙 共斟共飲共今宵

老闆:分明是一對傻鴛鴦

男:酒壺胖 酒杯小
  不般不配怎成雙
女:你看那湖中白鵝戲 相隨相伴像我倆
男:今日遊來明天烤
  燒鵝的味道實在香 實在香
女:一邊飲 一邊唱 天色將明話悠長
  酒兒越喝心越慌
  他為何不懂我心中想呀心中想

女:說者有意聽者癡  男:從來笨蛋活得長

合:不想明日是與非
  今夜與你們醉一場 醉一場

喜相逢(天下無雙)

喜相逢
作詞:今何在 作曲:陳動奇 編曲:陶一陌 合唱:王菲/梁朝偉

女:與龍哥 共舉杯 萍水相逢做朋友
  世間相聚不容易 請你再飲這杯酒

男:好賢弟 慶相逢 一見如故說風流
  投緣就是好兄弟 今夜與你喝個夠

女:與龍哥 稱兄弟 千杯不醉樂悠悠
  樓臺近水月當空 酒逢冤家又何求

男:好賢弟 喝一杯 人生夢醒再回首
  百年好酒千杯少 哪怕老闆要我走

老闆:唉!關我嘛事?

女:金玉鑲 鳳求凰 人間最難配成雙
  天下知己當你我 只恨時光太匆忙

男:說不完 喝不夠 最難得是好朋友
  酒逢知己千杯少 只恨時光太匆忙

女:阿龍哥 舉目瞧   男:舉目瞧
女:那太陽月亮又一雙  男:又一雙
女:日夜更替緊相隨   男:緊相隨
合:相輝相應如我倆

男:無雙弟你醉了
女:我沒醉

男:日月哪能同天照? 女:哪能同天照?
男:日夜更替緊相隨  女:緊相隨

合:還不如學星星一雙雙
  還不如學星星一雙雙

Everybody's Gotta Learn Sometimes (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind)

Change your heart
Look around you
Change your heart
It will astound you
I need your lovin'
Like the sunshine

Everybody's gotta learn sometime
Everybody's gotta learn sometime
Everybody's gotta learn sometime

Change your heart
Look around you
Change your heart
Will astound you
I need your lovin'
Like the sunshine

Everybody's gotta learn sometime
Everybody's gotta learn sometime
Everybody's gotta learn sometime

I need your lovin'
Like the sunshine

Everybody's gotta learn sometime
Everybody's gotta learn sometime

Everybody's gotta learn sometime
Everybody's gotta learn sometime
Everybody's gotta learn sometime

Everybody's gotta learn sometime
Everybody's gotta learn sometime
Everybody's gotta learn sometime

Memorable Quotes from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Joel: Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating.

Clementine: This is it, Joel. It's going to be gone soon.
Joel: I know.
Clementine: What do we do?
Joel: Enjoy it.

[Clementine and Joel have broken into an empty house on the Montauk beach]
Joel: I think we should go.
Clementine: No, it's our house! Just tonight...
[she looks at an envelope on the counter]
Clementine: ...we're David and Ruth Laskin. Which one do you want to be? I'd like to be Ruth, but I can be flexible.

Howard: He's gone off the map!

Joel: Is there any risk of brain damage?
Howard: Well, technically speaking, the operation is brain damage, but on a par with a night of heavy drinking. Nothing you'll miss.

Patrick: You know that girl we did last week? The one with the potatoes.
Stan: That girl? Yeah, that's this guy's girl.
Patrick: Yeah.
Stan: Right... Was. Took care of that.
Patrick: Well uh, I kind of fell in love with her that night.
Stan: What? You little fuck!
Patrick: What?
Stan: She was unconscious, man.
Patrick: Well, she was beautiful and... I stole a pair of her panties as well.
Stan: Jesus!
Patrick: What? It's not like - I mean they were clean and all.
Stan: Don't tell me this stuff! I don't wanna hear this shit!

Clementine: You know me, I'm impulsive.
Joel: That's what I love about you.

Clementine: Hi!
Joel: Excuse me?
Clementine: I just said hi.
Joel: Oh! Hi, hello.
Clementine: I'm Clementine... No jokes about my name.
Joel: I wasn't gonna make a joke.
Clementine: Oh, come on! Huckleberry Hound!
Joel: Sorry, I don't know what you're talking about.
Clementine: Huckleberry Hound!
[singing]
Clementine: Oh my darling, oh my darling, oh my darling Clementine.
Joel: I don't know what that means.
Clementine: Are you NUTS?
Joel: It's been suggested.

Joel: Valentine's Day is a day invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.

Howard: ...Our files are confidential Mr. Barish so we can't show you any evidence. Suffice it to say, Miss Kruczynski was not happy and she wanted to move on. We provide that possibility.

Joel: [In the house on the beach] I really need to go. I should catch my ride.
Clementine: So go.
Joel: I did. I walked out the door. I was too nervous. I thought, maybe you were a nut. But you were exciting. I felt like I was a scared little kid.
Clementine: You were scared?
Joel: Yeah. I thought you knew that about me. I ran back to the bonfire, trying to outrun my humiliation.
Clementine: Was it something I said?
Joel: Yeah, you said so go. Said it with such disdain you know?
Clementine: Oh, I'm sorry.
Joel: It's ok.
Clementine: I wish you had stayed.
Joel: I wish I had stayed to. I swear to god I wish I had stayed. I wish I had done a lot of things. I wish... I wish I had stayed.
[Walking out]
Clementine: Joely? What if you stayed this time?
Joel: I walked out the door. There's no memory left.
Clementine: Come back and make up a good-bye at least. Pretend we had one.

Patrick: Baby, whats wrong?
Clementine: I don't know! I DON'T KNOW! I'm lost! I'm scared! I feel like I'm disappearing! MY SKIN COMING OFF! I'M GETTING OLD! Nothing makes any sense to me! NOTHING MAKES ANY SENSE!

Clementine: HEY! Lets go out dancing! You want to go out to Montauk with me?
Patrick: Montauk?
Clementine: Yeah, NO! Come out to Boston with me!
Patrick: Sure, we can go next weekend.
Clementine: NO! Now! Now! I have to go see the frozen Charles NOW!

Joel: Can you hear me? I don't want this any more! I want to call it off!

Joel: Sand is overrated. It's just tiny, little rocks.

Mary: Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the better even of their blunders.
[they click glasses]
Mary: Nietzsche. Beyond Good and Evil. Found it in my Bartlett's.

[Clementine is trying to comfort baby Joel by showing him her crotch]
Clementine: My crotch is still here, just as you remembered it.
Joel: Yuck!

Joel: [narration as Clementine acknowledges him by raising her coffee mug] Why do I fall in love with every woman I see who shows me the least bit of attention?

[Mary reads to Dr. Mierzwiak out of "Bartlett's Familiar Quotations"; the lines are from Alexander Pope's poem "Eloisa to Abelard"]
Mary: How happy is the blameless Vestal's lot! / The world forgetting, by the world forgot / Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind! / Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd.

Clementine: Joel, I'm not a concept. Too many guys think I'm a concept or I complete them or I'm going to make them alive, but I'm just a fucked up girl who is looking for my own peace of mind. Don't assign me yours.
Joel: I remember that speech really well.
Clementine: I had you pegged, didn't I?
Joel: You had the whole human race pegged.
Clementine: Probably.
Joel: I still thought you were going to save me. Even after that.

Joel: I could die right now, Clem. I'm just... happy. I've never felt that before. I'm just exactly where I want to be.

[Hammering noises in the background]
Rob: Fuck!
Carrie: Rob, give it a rest.
Rob: Carrie, I am making a birdhouse.

Joel: This is working like gangbusters.

[looking at the letter from Lacuna, Inc]
Joel: What is it?
Rob: I don't know, it's a place that does a thing...

[as Joel and Clementine eat out, he thinks about the other glum-looking couples in the restaurant:]
Joel: Are we like couples you see in restaurants? Are we the dining dead?

Rob: The plane crashed. I didn't crash the plane.

Clementine: Joely? What if you stay this time?
Joel: I walked out the door. There's no memory left.
Clementine: Come back and make up a goodbye at least, let's pretend we had one... Goodbye, Joel.
Joel: ...I love you...
Clementine: ...Meet me in Montauk...

Clementine: [whispers] Meet me... in Montauk...

Patrick: Mary hates me. I've never been popular with the ladies.
Stan: Maybe if you stopped stealing their panties.

Joel: Wait.
Clementine: Why?
Joel: I don't know. Just wait... for a while.

Clementine: Drink up, young man. It'll make the whole seduction part less repugnant.

Clementine: Joel, hide me in your humiliation!

Mary: That was beautiful to watch, Howard. Like a surgeon or a concert pianist.

Stan: You looked happy. Happy with a secret.

Joel Barish: Pages ripped out. Don't remember doing that. It appears this is my first entry in two years.

[Clementine is leading Joel out onto the frozen Charles River]
Joel: I don't know. What if it breaks?
Clementine: What if? Do you really care right now?

Joel: Look at it out here, it's all falling apart. I'm erasing you and I'm happy!

Joel: By morning, you'll be gone.

Carrie: She decided to erase you almost as a lark.

Howard: You want to empty your home, your life of Clementine.

Clementine: I'm fucking crawling out of my skin. I should've left you at the flea market.

Joel: Mierzwiak! Please let me keep this memory, just this one.

Clementine: Sometimes I don't think people realize how lonely it is to be a kid.

Joel: I can't remember anything without you.
Clementine: That's sweet, but try.

[Mary is stoned, and Joel has just gone off the map]
Mary: He could wake up all half-baked and gooey! Mmm, half-baked. I'm hungry.

Joel: My God, there's people coming out of your butt.

Carrie: You're stoned and you're driving.
Rob: Pot balances me out. Pot brings me up. That's I smoke it if I'm going to be drinking.

Frank: McRomance. Want some fries with that shake?

Joel: I don't see anything I don't like about you.
Clementine: But you will! But you will, and I'll get bored with you and feel trapped, because that's what happens with me.
Joel: Okay.

[last lines]
Clementine: Okay.
Joel: Okay.

Clementine: Let me show you something... come on...
Joel: I think I heard a crack.
Clementine: It's not gonna crack, or break, or... it's so thick!... Show me which constellations you know.
Joel: Um... oh... I don't... know any.
Clementine: Show me which ones you know!
Joel: Okay... okay... oh! There's Osidius.
Clementine: Where?
Joel: Right there... see? Sort of a swoop and a cross, Osidius the Emphatic.
Clementine: You're full of shit, right?
Joel: Nope. Osidius, right there, swoop and cross.
Clementine: Shut the fuck up!

Clementine: I'm gonna marry you... I know it!
Joel: Ummm... okay...

Clementine: Look, I'm sorry if I came off a little nutso, I'm not really.
Joel: That's okay, I really didn't think you were.

Joel: I'm so ashamed.
Clementine: It's okay, you're a little kid.

Rob: It's not about us, it's about Joel, who's an adult, okay, not "Momma Carrie's kid"!

Clementine: Look man, I'm telling you right off the bat I'm high maintenance. So I'm not gonna tip-toe around your marriage or whatever it is ya got goin' on there. If you wanna be with me, you're with me.
Joel: Okay.

[4-year-old Joel watches his mother leave the room]
4-Year-Old Joel: I really want her to pick me up. It's amazing how strong that desire is.

[first lines]
Joel: [voice over] random thoughts for Valentine's day, 2004. Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.

Clementine: I wish you'd stayed.
Joel: I wish I'd stayed, too. NOW I wish I'd stayed. I wish I'd done a lot of things. I wish I'd... I wish I'd stayed... I do.

Joel: I love being bathed in the sink - such a feeling of security.
Clementine: I've never seen you happier, baby Joel.

Clementine: Wish me a happy Valentine's Day when you call. That'd be... nice!

Clementine: You married?
Joel: No.
Clementine: Let's move into this neighborhood!
Joel: I do sorta live with someone though.
Clementine: Male or female?
Joel: What? Female... female...
Clementine: At least I'm not barking up the wrong tree!

Clementine: My embarrassing admission is I really like that you're nice, right now.

[Patrick knocks on Joel's car window while parked in front of Clem's apartment]
Joel: Yes?
Patrick: Can I help you?
Joel: What do you mean?
Patrick: Can I help you with something?
Joel: No.
Patrick: What are you doing here?
Joel: I'm not really sure what you're asking.
Patrick: Oh, thanks...

Clementine: You're not a stalker, or anything, right?
Joel: I'm not a stalker. YOU'RE the one that talked to me, remember?
Clementine: That is the oldest trick in the stalker book.
Joel: Really? There's a stalker book? Great, I gotta read that one.

Clementine: [Clementine has dyed her hair orange] You like? To match my sweatshirt, exactly.
Joel: Ahaaahhhhh! Ohhhhhh! I like it!
Clementine: You do?
Joel: You look like a tangerine!
Clementine: Hmmm, Clementine the tangerine.
Joel: Juicy... 'n seedless.
Clementine: I like that.

Mary: I wanted to understand as much as I could about the procedure as possible... I think it's important for my job to understand the inner workings of the work that we do, well not that I do, but the work that is done by people where I also work, the work of my colleagues.

[Joel calls Clem on the telephone]
Clementine: What took you so long?
Joel: I just walked in.
Clementine: Do you miss me?
Joel: Oddly enough, I do!
Clementine: You said "I do" - I guess that means we're married!
Joel: I guess so!

Carrie: I saw you talking to someone pretty!
Rob: Yeah, man, who was that?
Joel: She was... just a girl.

Frank: The only Valentine's Day cards I get are from my mother. How pathetic is that?

Clementine: I would like you to call me. Would you do that? I'd like it.

Clementine: I'm a vindictive little bitch, truth be told!

Clementine: What are you, NUTS?
Joel: It's been suggested.

Joel: I think your name is magical.

Clementine: You're really nice... God, I have to stop saying that!

Joel: I had a really nice time last night.
Clementine: Nice?
Joel: I had the best fucking night of my entire fucking life, last night!
Clementine: Thaaaat's better!

Clementine: You don't tell me things, Joel. I'm an open book. I tell you everything, every damn, embarrassing thing.

Clementine: Joely?
Joel: Yeah Tangerine?
Clementine: Am I ugly?
Joel: Uh-uh.
Clementine: When I was a kid, I thought I was. I can't believe I'm crying already. Sometimes I think people don't understand how lonely it is to be a kid, like you don't matter. So, I'm eight, and I have these toys, these dolls. My favorite is this ugly girl doll who I call Clementine, and I keep yelling at her, "You can't be ugly! Be pretty!" It's weird, like if I can transform her, I would magically change, too.
Joel: [kisses Clementine] You're pretty.
Clementine: Joely, don't ever leave me.
Joel: You're pretty... you're pretty... pretty...

Clementine: I apply my personality in a paste.

Joel: If only I could meet someone new. I guess my chances of that happening are somewhat diminished, seeing that I'm incapable of making eye contact with a woman I don't know.

Mary: Adults are like a combination of sadness and phobias.

Joel: [on tape recording] And the whole thing with the hair - it's all bullshit.
Joel: I really like your hair.
Clementine: Thank you.

Hollis: Don't be a monster, Howard. Tell the poor girl. You can have him, sweetie. You did.

Joel: [talking to Clementine in the train] Sorry, I'm just... trying to be nice.

Joel: He's seducing my girlfriend with MY words and MY things. He stole her underwear! Jesus Christ, he stole her underwear.

Joel: He's seducing my girlfriend with MY words and MY things. He stole a pair of her underwear! Jesus Christ, he stole her underwear.

Memorable Quotes from Love Actually

Prime Minister: Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world, I think about the arrivals gate at Heathrow Airport. General opinion's starting to make out that we live in a world of hatred and greed, but I don't see that. It seems to me that love is everywhere. Often it's not particularly dignified or newsworthy, but it's always there - fathers and sons, mothers and daughters, husbands and wives, boyfriends, girlfriends, old friends. When the planes hit the Twin Towers, as far as I know none of the phone calls from the people on board were messages of hate or revenge - they were all messages of love. If you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find that love actually is all around.

[on sheets of poster board]
Mark: [on sheets of poster board] With any luck, by next year - I'll be going out with one of these girls.
[shows pictures of beautiful supermodels]
Mark: But for now, let me say - Without hope or agenda - Just because it's Christmas - And at Christmas you tell the truth - To me, you are perfect - And my wasted heart will love you - Until you look like this
[picture of a mummy]
Mark: Merry Christmas

Billy Mack: Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free.

Press Conference Reporter: Mr. President, has it been a good visit?
The President: Very satisfactory indeed. We got what we came for and our special relationship is still very special.
Press Conference Reporter: Prime Minister?
Prime Minister: I love that word "relationship". Covers all manner of sins, doesn't it? I fear that this has become a bad relationship. A relationship based on the President taking exactly what he wants and casually ignoring all those things that really matter to, erm... Britain. We may be a small country but we're a great one, too. The country of Shakespeare, Churchill, the Beatles, Sean Connery, Harry Potter. David Beckham's right foot. David Beckham's left foot, come to that. And a friend who bullies us is no longer a friend. And since bullies only respond to strength, from now onward, I will be prepared to be much stronger. And the President should be prepared for that.

Billy Mack: I realized that Christmas is the time to be with the people you love.
Joe: Right.
Billy Mack: And I realized that as dire chance and fateful cockup would have it, here I am, mid 50s, and without knowing it I've gone and spent most of my adult life with a chubby employee. And much as it grieves me to say it, it might be that the people I love is, in fact... you.
[pause]
Joe: Well, this is a surprise.
Billy Mack: Yeah...
Joe: Ten minutes at Elton John's and you're as gay as a maypole.

Billy Mack: I left Elton John's, where there were a hefty number of half-naked chicks with their mouths open, to hang out with you, at Christmas. It's a terrible mistake, Chubs, but you turn out to be the fucking love of my life. And to be honest, despite all my complaining, we have had a wonderful life.

Billy Mack: Let's get pissed and watch porn.

Billy Mack: Oh! Fuck wank bugger shitting arse head and hole!

[Aurelia meets Juliet, Mark, and Peter in the airport]
Aurelia: [to Jamie] Jaime's friends are so good looking!
[to friends]
Aurelia: He never tells me this. I think now, maybe I make the wrong choice, pick wrong Englishman?
Jamie: She can't speak English properly, she doesn't know what she's saying.

Sam: There's a big concert at the end of the term, and Joanna's going to be in it. I thought, if I was in the concert, and played really, really well, there's a chance she might fall in love with me. What do you think?
Daniel: I think it's brilliant! It's stellar! Uh, apart from the one little, obvious, tiny, little baby hiccup...
Sam: That I don't play a musical instrument.
Daniel: Yessir.
Sam: A tiny, insignificant detail.

[Billy's record makes #1]
Radio DJ: Hi, Billy!
Billy Mack: Hello.
Radio DJ: We're live across the country, and you're number one!
[Billy laughs]
Radio DJ: How will you be celebrating?
Billy Mack: I don't know. Uh, either I could behave like a real rock-and-roll loser, and get drunk with my fat manager, or when I hang up I'll be bombarded with invitations to a large number of glamorous parties.
Radio DJ: Let's hope it's the second, Billy. And here it is again, Number One by Billy Mack, it's "Christmas Is All Around."
Billy Mack: Oh, Jesus, not that crap again!
[laughter]

Christmas is All Around ( Love Actually )

I feel it in my fingers,
I feel it in my toes,
Christmas is all around me,
and so the feeling grows

It's written in the wind,
It's everywhere I go,
So if you really love Christmas,
C'mon and let it snow

You know I love Christmas
I always will
My mind's made up
The way that I feel
There's no beginning
There'll be no end
Cuz on Christmas,
You can depend

You gave your presents to me
And I gave mine to you
I need Santa beside me
In everything I do

You know I love Christmas
I always will
My mind's made up
The way that I feel
There's no beginning
There'll be no end
Cuz on Christmas,
You can depend

Cuz on Christmas,
You can depend

It's written on the wind
It's everywhere I go
So if you really love me
C'mon and let it show
C'mon and let it show
So if you really love
C'mon and let it
If you really love me
C'mon and let it
Now if you really love me
C'mon and let it show

All I Want For Christmas is You ( Love Actually )

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There's just one thing I need
I don't care about presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true...
All I want for Christmas
Is you...

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I don't need to hang my stocking
There upon the fireplace
Santa Claus won't make me happy
With a toy on Christmas day
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you...
You baby

I won't ask for much this Christmas
I won't even wish for snow
I'm just gonna keep on waiting
Underneath the mistletoe
I won't make a list and send it
To the North Pole for Saint Nick
I won't even stay awake to
Hear those magic reindeer click
'Cause I just want you here tonight
Holding on to me so tight
What more can I do
Baby all I want for Christmas is you
You...

All the lights are shining
So brightly everywhere
And the sound of children's
Laughter fills the air
And everyone is singing
I hear those sleigh bells ringing
Santa won't you bring me the one I really need
Won't you please bring my baby to me

Oh I don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all I'm asking for
I just want to see baby
Standing right outside my door
Oh I just want him for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
Baby all I want for Christmas is
You

All I want for Christmas is you baby
[repeat] I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true...
All I want for Christmas is
You ... yeah yeah

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
(and I) Don't care about presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I don't need to hang my stocking
There upon the fireplace
Santa Claus won't make me happy
With a toy on Christmas day
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you...You baby

Oh I won't ask for much this Christmas
I won't even wish for snow
(and I) I'm just gonna keep on waiting
Underneath the mistletoe
I won't make a list and send it
To the North Pole for Saint Nick
I won't even stay awake to
Hear those magic reindeer click
'Cause I just want you here tonight
Holding on to me so tight
What more can I do
Baby all I want for Christmas is you
You baby

Oh all the lights are shining
So brightly everywhere (so brightly baby)
And the sound of children's
Laughter fills the air (oh)
And everyone is singing (oh yeah)
I hear those sleigh bells ringing
Santa won't you bring me the one I really need -
won't you please bring my baby to me...

Oh I don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all I'm asking for
I just want to see my baby
Standing right outside my door
Oh I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
Baby all I want for Christmas is
You

All I want for Christmas is you baby... (repeat)

Let's Get It On( High Fidelity)

I've been really tryin' baby
Trying to hold on to this feeling for so long
And if you feel like I feel, sugar
Come on AARRGGHH Come on Woohoo

Let's get it on
Ohh baby
Let's get it on
Let's love sugar
Let's get it on, Sugar
Let's get it on
wooohooo

We are all sensitive people
With so much to give
Understand it sugar
Suits we got to be
Let's live
I love you
And there's nothing wrong with me loving you
baby nah nah nah
And giving yourself to me can never be wrong
If the love is true
oh baby

Don't you know
How sweet and wonderful life can be
Aaah
I'm asking you baby to get it on with me
Ohh Baby

I ain't gonna worry
I ain't gonna push
I'm not pushin' baby

Just
Come on come on
Come on come on
Come on baaabybyby

Stop being around the *siadjas

Let's get it on
Let's get it on
You know what i'm talking about
Come on baby
Hey hey
Let your love come Out
If you believe in love
Let's get it on, This minute
Let's get it on
HeeeEEeee
Let's get it on
Hey hey eeey

Come on come on
Come on Come on
Come on darlinenen
Stop being around the *adspj

Got to get it on
I'm threatening you
I gotta get it over
You dont have to worry that its wrong
If the spririt moves you
Let me groove you
Oh
Let your love come Out
Oh
I get it on
Heey hey
Do you know i mean it
Do you know i mean it
Do you give it good feelings
So good
Some like a summertime

愛是您愛是我 Love Actually

剛開始買這部電影的時候,對這部電影的感覺是"It's good, but not that good!",覺得是另一部不小心買錯的電影。在兩三年後,因為待在蘇州太過無聊而重新溫習了這部電影,而對這部電影有了截然不同的感受。
前兩天在夜深人靜的時候,回味了這部電影,才慢慢感覺到那種在簡單的幽默中所帶的深沉涵意,有點像是在看李安的電影,明明就只是簡單的對話,但是它所帶來 的餘韻,卻是綿密悠長的。當然,說不懂可能太誇張,看電影的人其實都有同樣的感覺,雖然懂得導演所要表達的意義,但或許是還沒到那個年齡,或還未遇到相同 的情境,所以無法感同身受。看電影的時候,當下的情緒跟人生的經驗還是很重要的。在十五六歲的時候看花樣年華,當然是不可能感受到電影的深意的。
這部電影有很多小章節,每個章節都有其不同的意義,讓我很有感覺的倒不是特別哪一段有什麼特別讓我感到感同身受,而是導演用了那種所有的人都關聯在一起, 卻又可以獨立出來的人際關係,這種方式從黑色追緝令(Pulp Fiction)之後,被廣為應用。 但喜劇倒是印象中第一次看到。
其實,雖然這部電影是喜劇,雖然到電影的最後還是幾乎所有人都甜甜蜜蜜的在一起,但還是有些地方讓我有些感到有些許的傷感。例如Colin Firth所飾演的Jamie Bennett在早點回家之後,卻聽到自己的女朋友用粗俗的語言說 要跟自己的弟弟上床;或是Laura Linney所飾演的Sarah因為自己生病的弟弟無法和自己的喜歡的設計師Karl在一起之類的情節,讓我感覺很深刻,這也是讓我很喜歡這部電影的原 因,如果什麼東西都可以像好萊塢的電影一樣甜蜜蜜該有多好,好人就是可以輕鬆的獲得女人芳心並化險為夷,美女就是會在千鈞一髮之際得到英雄來拯救,其實這 種事情常發生,只是我跟我的朋友好像從來沒有遇到這樣的好康罷了...^^|||。
在這麼多片段之中,我沒有最喜歡的片段,除了那個諷刺美國女人都喜歡英國腔男人的片段,幾乎每一段都有讓我會心一笑或感同身受的地方。不過倒是豆豆先生讓 我最為印象深刻,在這部電影中,先是飾演一位賣金飾的店員,繁瑣的包裝步驟讓Alan Rickman擔心出軌的事情被老婆知道,後來則是掩護小男孩進去機場找他喜愛的女孩,在這兩段之中,豆豆先生都沒有擠眉弄眼的演出,卻更讓人對他特有的 喜感印象深刻。
剛剛找了一下這部電影的影評,找到KingNet的景翔觀影指南,說;「愛情,不用翻譯的編導蘇菲亞科波拉應該看看本片,才知道什麼是喜劇,什麼才是真正 的好劇本,好導演和好演員。」我覺得這樣的說法還挺可愛的啦,把愛情不用翻譯當作喜劇然後跟這部電影作比較,可見得這個景翔真的蠻討厭愛情不用翻譯的,隨 便找個電影就來罵它一下也好^^。不過好像很多人都把愛情不用翻譯當作喜劇,因為不太有趣,所以導演功力很弱。那我也只能說,是阿,「愛情,不用翻譯」真 的是蠻濫的喜劇,其實沒那麼好笑......^^a。我認為景翔的評語應該改為,台灣的電影工作者都應該看看本片,才知道什麼叫做好劇本,不必搞得每部片 都比「愛情,不用翻譯」沉悶十倍,觀眾才能懂得你的微言大意。
對了,我也很喜歡電影裡Hugh Grant所飾演的英國首相,如果每個國家的領導者都可以像他一樣英俊而且幽默風趣的話,我想整個國家都可以變得比較輕鬆吧~^^

愛是那個日落在巴黎時的啦



這部電影中 大部分的名言都可以在http://imdb.com/title/tt0381681/quotes這裡找到
但有一兩段我很喜歡的裡面沒有 很短 但我很喜歡 給大家看一下
Celine:

I mean, I always feel like a freak because I'm never able to move on like this: People just have an affair, or even entire relationships, they break up and they forget. They move on like they would have changed brand of cereals.

I feel I was never able to forget anyone I've been with because, each person had their own specific qualities. You can never replace anyone. What is lost is lost.

Each relationship, when it ends, really damages me, I never fully recover. That's why I'm very careful with getting involved because...... it hurts too much. Even getting laid, I actually don't do that, because I will miss of the person the most mundane things. Like I'm obsessed with little things.

I think its the same thing with people. I see in them little details, so specific to each of them that move me and that I miss and will always miss. You can never replace anyone because everyone is made of such beautiful, specific details.

Like, I remember the way your beard has a bit of red in it
and how the sun was making it glow that moring right before you left
I remembered that, and I missed it

Rated MyLife Quiz












This Is My Life, Rated
Life:
5.1
Mind:
5.6
Body:
7.1
Spirit:
4.5
Friends/Family:
4
Love:
0.7
Finance:
4.2
Take the Rate My Life Quiz

http://www.monkeyquiz.com/life/rate_my_life.html
感覺起來好像很遜
挺特別的測驗 可以試試看

Your Life Analysis:

Life:
Your life rating is a score of the sum total of your life, and accounts for how satisfied, successful, balanced, capable, valuable, and happy you are. The quiz attempts to put a number on the summation of all of these things, based on your answers. Your life score leaves room for improvement. You can make changes to improve your trouble areas, and this will bring you greater satisfaction. Focus on your weakest points and set about to change them. Do not delay your happiness and success. (Read more on improving your life)

Mind: Your mind rating is a score of your mind's clarity, ability, and health. Higher scores indicate an advancement in knowledge, clear and capable thinking, high mental health, and pure thought free of interference. Your mind score is not bad, but could be improved upon. Your mental health is not weak, but you are not achieving full mental clarity and function. Learn how to unclutter your mind. Keep learning, keep improving, continue moving forward. Read advice from other quiz-takers on improving the mind.

Body:
Your body rating measures your body's health, fitness, and general wellness. A healthy body contributes to a happy life, however many of us are lacking in this area. You have a rather good body score, which is an indication that you take care of yourself. There is room for improvement, however. Please keep doing what works. Eat right, exercise, reduce your stress, treat any illness. Doing these things will help ensure your body will be in good working order for a long time to come. Read advice from other quiz-takers on improving the body.

Spirit:
Your spirit rating seeks to capture in a number that elusive quality which is found in your faith, your attitude, and your philosophy on life. A higher score indicates a greater sense of inner peace and balance. You seem to be lacking in spirit. Improve your score by refining your beliefs and searching for answers to philosophical questions. Consider new belief systems if your current beliefs are not rewarding you. Read advice from other quiz-takers on improving the spirit.

Friends/Family:
Your friends and family rating measures your relationships with those around you, and is based on how large, healthy, and dependable your social network is. Your friends and family score suffers, yet it does not need to be this way. Strengthen your social network by reaffirming old bonds. Seek out new friendships, and they will provide you the reward you need. Try using MeetUp.com to find people near you who share your interests.

Love:
Your love rating is a measure of your current romantic situation. Sharing your heart with another person is one of life's most glorious, terrifying, rewarding experiences. Your love score is very low, indicating trouble. There is love out there for you. Seek the advice of wise people on how to go about finding it. Do not lose hope. Read advice from other quiz-takers on finding and maintaining love.

Finance:
Your finance rating is a score that rates your current financial health and stability. Your financial score indicates some trouble. Raise your score over time by making changes which will lead to greater prosperity in the future. Be sure to live within your means today. Read advice from other quiz-takers on improving your finances.

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Wise Up (Magnolia)

Wise Up
Aimee Mann

It's not
What you thought
When you first began it
You caught
What you want
And you can hardly stand it though
By now you know

It's not going to stop
It's not going to stop
It's not going to stop
'Til you wise up

You're sure
There's a cure
And you have finally found it
You think
One drink
Will shrink you too
You're underground
And living down

It's not going to stop
It's not going to stop
It's not going to stop
'Til you wise up

Prepare a list of what you need
Before you sign away the deed

'Cause it's not going to stop
It's not going to stop
It's not going to stop
'Til you wise up

No it's not going to stop
'Til you wise up

No it's not going to stop
So just give up

A Waltz For A Night(Before Sunset)

【A Waltz For A Night 】 - Julie Delpy


Let me sing you a waltz
Out of nowhere, out of my thoughts
Let me sing you a waltz
About this one night stand


You were for me that night
Everything I always dreamt of in life
But now you're gone
You are far gone
All the way to your island of rain


It was for you just a one night thing
But you were much more to me
Just so you know


I don't care what they say
I know what you meant for me that day
I just wanted another try
I just wanted another night
Even if it doesn't seem quite right
You meant for me much more
Than anyone I've met before


One single night with you little Jesse
Is worth a thousand with anybody


I have no bitterness, my sweet
I'll never forget this one night thing
Even tomorrow, in other arms
My heart will stay yours until I die


Let me sing you a waltz
Out of nowhere, out of my blues
Let me sing you a waltz
About this lovely one night stand


行運茶餐廳

周星馳在食神之後 喜劇之王之前 拍了三部很奇怪的電影:97家有喜事 整人狀元跟行運一條龍
三部都蠻濫的 不過我對行運一條龍裡面吳孟達飾演的老闆的一句話印象很深刻
有一個小女孩幫爺爺買蛋塔 爺爺對蛋塔的要求很多
蛋塔上面要加煉乳 還要蔥花炒蛋墊底 鴛鴦要三七比例 去糖
此時旁邊一位夥計說: 哇 幾十塊零錢還吃的這麼麻煩
李老闆說:這不叫麻煩 這叫性格 作街坊生意的就是要記住每個人的口味 不然怎麼跟那些速食店競爭阿

我很了解餐廳或是早餐店 假如客人有特別的要求 店員作起來會有點麻煩
不見得是手續上的麻煩 而是有時候當每位客人都有要求 店員很有可能會忘記
假如照標準順序做出來 客人不要 還是得再作一次給對方
但並不表示我就覺得客人不該有所要求 其實有要求才是合理的
畢竟不可能每個人的口味都是一樣 有的人喜歡辣一點 有的人想加番茄醬
只是當你這樣要求 有時候店家作久一點 客人也應該要體諒一下
不過有要求才是對的 我不是很認同電子情書裡面湯姆漢克斯的說法
他說starbucks是給沒有選擇能力的人去的 作六種選擇只為了買一杯咖啡
小杯 大杯 濃 淡 有咖啡因 沒咖啡因 低脂 無脂等等
只要花2.95美元 買到的不只是杯咖啡 還買到了自我的肯定
我認為我們就是被這些連鎖速食店給害慘的 我們的決定權都讓人給決定了
我們只不過是從中選一個比較適合自己的決定 而非真正自我的決定
例如我們去麥當勞 有多少人是直接看一號餐到六號餐來選擇的??不少吧
不要說太無理的要求 有的時候我們連希望薯條嫩一點 漢堡的麵包酥一點都無法要求
還沒有到希望多兩片火腿 多一片起司 不要生菜之類的要求呢
很多人都會誤以為這樣就是所謂的奧客 拜託 還差的遠呢
如果今天我是對起司過敏 希望拿掉起司而已 就被認為是奧客 這樣合理嗎??
而且很多人會對所謂的永和豆漿 美而美 或是一些餐廳作要求
卻不敢對麥當勞 肯德基或Starbucks作要求 或許這也是一種偏見吧

我蠻喜歡漫畫將太的壽司裡的想法 不是由店家來要求客人吃什麼 而是客人點什麼 店家就作什麼
當然 在壽司店點牛排這種是絕對不允許的^^

尋找新樂園 Finding Neverland

常去電影院看電影的人 大概都不會忘記驚聲尖笑二的一幕經典畫面
一位女的在電影院看電影不但大聲跟他人講電話 還跟對方討論接下來的劇情發展
結果不但被戴面具的壞人捅一刀 也被電影院其它的觀眾拿刀刺死
電影院最讓人討厭的觀眾 除了講電話跟透露劇情之外 確實有不少人討厭有小孩子去看電影
因為小朋友常常會耐不住性子 跑來跑去 或是哭鬧 不然就是一直問媽媽電影在演什麼
說實話 這樣子確實是蠻令人受不了的 不過小孩子看電影有個特點 他們很容易發笑
笑聲是很容易感染人的 在一個安靜的場合之中 笑聲很容易化解彼此的尷尬
而且小孩子很容易相信一些東西 例如在電影之中 所以的成人都知道演員背後有個鋼索
他們會飛起來其實沒什麼特別的 但小孩子不會有這樣預設的想法 他們看到演員飛起來就"哇~~"
我很喜歡導演在這部電影中拍攝小孩子觀看話劇時的鏡頭 當時話劇是有錢人的消遣
因此政商名流 醫生律師去看電影都是為了得到一些人生的議題或是生活的感觸
彼得潘雖然也有很深的意涵 但基本上還是一齣靠想像力表演的喜劇 太嚴肅是感受不到意涵的
可是當小孩子在旁邊就不同了 他們的笑聲可以溶化成人心中既定的觀念 轉而用比較童趣的觀點來看世界
讓成人回頭去思考為何這個故事之中 人可以飛起來 而非去嘲笑其手法的拙劣
因此當孩子笑的時候 可以看到旁邊那些大人也忍不住會開始微笑
甚至會注意旁邊孩子的模樣 彷彿一位爺爺在看自己的孫子有沒有玩的很開心的樣子
而看電影也是如此 大部分的人都希望在看電影之前不要得到太多那部電影的資訊
以免以看王牌威龍的心情去看王牌冤家的感覺一樣 既不開心而且還失去了欣賞一部好電影時最初的感動
在看這部電影前不久 我看了和這部電影片名很相似的尋找新方向(Sideways)
我喜歡看獨立製片 看那些導演在預算不足的情況下 用精采的故事來讓觀眾了解電影最重要的核心
尋找新方向是一部很成人的電影 用品酒之旅來描述男人的友情與劣根性 實在是精采至極
但一部有錢的電影還是搞的出比較多東西 雖然在導演講評的時候 也說了因為預算的關係有些東西沒呈現出來
但成本大概還是比尋找新方向多了不知道幾百萬 而這幾百萬 也造成了電影中那些幻想情節跟現實生活的交錯進行
很難想像這部電影如果是以獨立製片的預算來拍會怎麼樣 或許對白更多更精彩 讓故事的內涵加深
但也失去了其中想像世界的呈現 多少會有些遺憾
這部電影很值得買DVD 如果不想買零售版的 可以去百視達買 一片好像299 總是比零售版便宜些
最棒的是出租版跟零售的內容是完全一樣的 只是盒子比較醜一點
雖然我不喜歡導演跟製片跟編劇在導演講評的時候準備不充分 後來還會有電話的干擾
但基本上這部電影的導演講評算是水準相當好的 很值得一聽
而NG鏡頭還可以看到強尼戴普不但是位優秀的演員 還是位長不大的孩子
在拍片時很認真的成為孩子們的大玩偶 我覺得還挺有趣的 喜歡強尼戴普的人是絕對要收集這片DVD的

The Beauty

之前曾寫過我對美國心玫瑰情這部電影中印象最深的一段,是賴斯特他不敢相信卡若琳把沙發看的比生活還要重要。而我近來發現,雖然我看這部電影的次數並不多,但我確實常常突然的想起這部電影的幾個片段,而隨著年歲的增長,這部電影所要傳達的觀念也越來越讓我更感同身受。

下面是幾段我認為這部電影非常重要的對話

Lster Burnham:So what? It’s just a couch.
Carolyn Burnham: This is a $4,000 sofa, upholstered in Italian silk. It is not just a couch.
Lester Burnham: [shouts] It’s just a couch! This isn't life, it's just stuff. And it's become more important to you than living. Well, honey, that's just nuts.

Angela Hayes: Yeah? Well at least I'm not ugly!
Ricky Fitts: Yes you are, and you're boring and totally ordinary and you know it.

Lester Burnham: You don't get to tell me what to do ever again.
[at the dinner table]
Carolyn Burnham: Your father and I were just discussing his day at work. Why don't you tell our daughter about it, honey?
Lester Burnham: Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go fuck himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.
Carolyn Burnham: Your father seems to think this type of behavior is something to be proud of.
Lester Burnham: And your mother seems to prefer I go through life like a fucking prisoner while she keeps my dick in a mason jar under the sink.
Carolyn Burnham: How dare you speak to me that way in front of her. And I marvel that you can be so contemptuous of me, on the same day that you LOSE your job.
Lester Burnham: Lose it? I didn't lose it. It's not like, "Whoops! Where'd my job go?" I QUIT. Someone pass me the asparagus.

Lester Burnham: I am sick and tired of being treated like I don't exist. You two do whatever you want, whenever you want to do it, and I don't complain.
Carolyn Burnham: Oh, you don't complain? Then I must be psychotic, then! What is this? Yeah, let's bring in the laugh-meter and see how loud it gets.
Lester Burnham: [Lester throws the asparagus plate at the wall] Don't interrupt me, honey!
Lester Burnham: [sits back down to eat] Oh, yeah, and one more thing, from now on we're going to have alternate dinner music because frankly - and I don't think I'm alone here -
[looks in Jane's direction]
Lester Burnham: I'm tired of this Lawrence Welk shit!

Lester跟Carolyn在飯廳中的對話,單看文字的敘述是不夠的,看了那段電影畫面你就知道為何我常 想起這段情節。或許是台灣近來政治超越一切,我們所見所聞都離不開政治的影響,這個社會也開始喜歡用言語為武器來把自己的氣勢壓過對方。像Carolyn 這樣不讓對方說完就急於向對方嗆聲的模樣實在是屢見不鮮,很多人非常堅持自己的立場,而只要別人的看法跟自己不一樣就一句話也聽不下去,只要有ㄧ方這樣, 常常就不是在溝通,而是在訓話。有的時候擇善固執是件好事,或許還是這個社會最缺乏的一種力量,但如果是當對方的立場與己不同,就完全反對而無法理性的溝 通,就變成是一種暴力了。這樣的暴力有時嚴重到即使知道自己錯了,還想用高姿態來說服他人,如果你最近常看新聞,你就知道我說的是什麼了。

我是Mtv世代的小孩,我喜歡看書,但看的最多的還是電視、電影、Mtv或是漫畫。所以我也曾經如同 Tyler Durden說的一般,沒有經歷過戰爭,沒有遭受經濟大恐慌,人生沒有目的,也不知道該往哪去,拼命的打工為的是買雜誌上那些模特兒身上帥氣的服飾,ㄧ雙 六千元的Boots,或是一個三千元的背包。只是當我穿那些昂貴的衣服在身上之後,伴隨而來的卻是ㄧ陣空虛,這個社會真正在意的不是你身上的衣服多少錢, 或是你今天的打扮是否合宜,你是什麼樣的人才是最重要的。以前我曾經跟一位漂亮的女孩子去逛街,本來只是希望可以出去走走聊聊,讓心情更好一些,但對方談 的東西都是雜誌上那位女明星最近怎麼了,這一季服飾流行的款式是什麼,哪家店是哪位藝人開的,當時的我幾乎不知道該說些什麼。或許有點唱高調吧,只是談這 些東西讓我很不知所措,我不知道兩個小時這樣的對話它的意義在哪裡,或許對方也因此認為我是個無趣的人吧,哈。這時候我就曾想起解為何Ricky認為 Angela其實才是最醜陋,最平凡,也最無趣的人的那一段。Angela才努力的編出一大堆故事來讓其他人以為她是與眾不同的,其實最平凡無奇的是她自 己,而且Angela自己很清楚這個事實。其實,很多人都知道這個事實。

我喜歡”Before Sunrise” & ”Before Sunset”只有一個簡單的原因,就是因為他們的對話,或許男女主角的對話很沒有意義,很隨心所欲,但他們談過去,談未來,談任何事情都敞開心胸。單看 任何一段或許覺得無趣,但是當這樣的對話持續一個小時,兩個小時的時候,這段對話就變得與眾不同了,只要你曾跟朋友有過這樣的對話,你就暸解為何這樣的對 話會如此吸引人,而讓人縈繞於心無法忘懷。

寫美國心玫瑰情的時候,提到這部跟鬥陣俱樂部及駭客任務很像,原因很簡單,其實三部片的主角都很像,都只是 再普通不過的平凡人,讓他們變的與眾不同的原因,並不是因為被超級蜘蛛咬到,也不是像征服情海裡的Jerry Maguire突然半夜心血來潮而改變自己,他們只是平凡人,只是受到他人的影響而不再被物質所囿,才讓他們變得比平常人與眾不同。Lester受到 Ricky的影響,Jack被另一個人格所改變,Neo則是受到Morpheus的啟發。我們其實都只是平常人,都市化的影響造成我們自由思考的空間受到 侷限,我們不會突然隔天醒來就決定要拯救世界,改革社會。我們不會成為完美的人,我們能做的,就是一步步的進化。

生命,就該浪費在美好的事物上。 Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in. .

本來想把這篇文章的標題取為”Taiwan Beauty”,只是當我看著路上的行人,臉上都沒有笑容的時候,也不知道該不該這樣取了。

以此篇紀念我家附近那三隻沒有活超過一歲的貓咪,because they were beautiful.

The Beauty

之前曾寫過我對美國心玫瑰情這部電影中印象最深的一段,是賴斯特他不敢相信卡若琳把沙發看的比生活還要重要。而我近來發現,雖然我看這部電影的次數並不多,但我確實常常突然的想起這部電影的幾個片段,而隨著年歲的增長,這部電影所要傳達的觀念也越來越讓我更感同身受。

下面是幾段我認為這部電影非常重要的對話

Lster Burnham:So what? It’s just a couch.
Carolyn Burnham: This is a $4,000 sofa, upholstered in Italian silk. It is not just a couch.
Lester Burnham: [shouts] It’s just a couch! This isn't life, it's just stuff. And it's become more important to you than living. Well, honey, that's just nuts.

Angela Hayes: Yeah? Well at least I'm not ugly!
Ricky Fitts: Yes you are, and you're boring and totally ordinary and you know it.

Lester Burnham: You don't get to tell me what to do ever again.
[at the dinner table]
Carolyn Burnham: Your father and I were just discussing his day at work. Why don't you tell our daughter about it, honey?
Lester Burnham: Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go fuck himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.
Carolyn Burnham: Your father seems to think this type of behavior is something to be proud of.
Lester Burnham: And your mother seems to prefer I go through life like a fucking prisoner while she keeps my dick in a mason jar under the sink.
Carolyn Burnham: How dare you speak to me that way in front of her. And I marvel that you can be so contemptuous of me, on the same day that you LOSE your job.
Lester Burnham: Lose it? I didn't lose it. It's not like, "Whoops! Where'd my job go?" I QUIT. Someone pass me the asparagus.

Lester Burnham: I am sick and tired of being treated like I don't exist. You two do whatever you want, whenever you want to do it, and I don't complain.
Carolyn Burnham: Oh, you don't complain? Then I must be psychotic, then! What is this? Yeah, let's bring in the laugh-meter and see how loud it gets.
Lester Burnham: [Lester throws the asparagus plate at the wall] Don't interrupt me, honey!
Lester Burnham: [sits back down to eat] Oh, yeah, and one more thing, from now on we're going to have alternate dinner music because frankly - and I don't think I'm alone here -
[looks in Jane's direction]
Lester Burnham: I'm tired of this Lawrence Welk shit!

Lester跟Carolyn在飯廳中的對話,單看文字的敘述是不夠的,看了那段電影畫面你就知道為何我常 想起這段情節。或許是台灣近來政治超越一切,我們所見所聞都離不開政治的影響,這個社會也開始喜歡用言語為武器來把自己的氣勢壓過對方。像Carolyn 這樣不讓對方說完就急於向對方嗆聲的模樣實在是屢見不鮮,很多人非常堅持自己的立場,而只要別人的看法跟自己不一樣就一句話也聽不下去,只要有ㄧ方這樣, 常常就不是在溝通,而是在訓話。有的時候擇善固執是件好事,或許還是這個社會最缺乏的一種力量,但如果是當對方的立場與己不同,就完全反對而無法理性的溝 通,就變成是一種暴力了。這樣的暴力有時嚴重到即使知道自己錯了,還想用高姿態來說服他人,如果你最近常看新聞,你就知道我說的是什麼了。

我是Mtv世代的小孩,我喜歡看書,但看的最多的還是電視、電影、Mtv或是漫畫。所以我也曾經如同 Tyler Durden說的一般,沒有經歷過戰爭,沒有遭受經濟大恐慌,人生沒有目的,也不知道該往哪去,拼命的打工為的是買雜誌上那些模特兒身上帥氣的服飾,ㄧ雙 六千元的Boots,或是一個三千元的背包。只是當我穿那些昂貴的衣服在身上之後,伴隨而來的卻是ㄧ陣空虛,這個社會真正在意的不是你身上的衣服多少錢, 或是你今天的打扮是否合宜,你是什麼樣的人才是最重要的。以前我曾經跟一位漂亮的女孩子去逛街,本來只是希望可以出去走走聊聊,讓心情更好一些,但對方談 的東西都是雜誌上那位女明星最近怎麼了,這一季服飾流行的款式是什麼,哪家店是哪位藝人開的,當時的我幾乎不知道該說些什麼。或許有點唱高調吧,只是談這 些東西讓我很不知所措,我不知道兩個小時這樣的對話它的意義在哪裡,或許對方也因此認為我是個無趣的人吧,哈。這時候我就曾想起解為何Ricky認為 Angela其實才是最醜陋,最平凡,也最無趣的人的那一段。Angela才努力的編出一大堆故事來讓其他人以為她是與眾不同的,其實最平凡無奇的是她自 己,而且Angela自己很清楚這個事實。其實,很多人都知道這個事實。

我喜歡”Before Sunrise” & ”Before Sunset”只有一個簡單的原因,就是因為他們的對話,或許男女主角的對話很沒有意義,很隨心所欲,但他們談過去,談未來,談任何事情都敞開心胸。單看 任何一段或許覺得無趣,但是當這樣的對話持續一個小時,兩個小時的時候,這段對話就變得與眾不同了,只要你曾跟朋友有過這樣的對話,你就暸解為何這樣的對 話會如此吸引人,而讓人縈繞於心無法忘懷。

寫美國心玫瑰情的時候,提到這部跟鬥陣俱樂部及駭客任務很像,原因很簡單,其實三部片的主角都很像,都只是 再普通不過的平凡人,讓他們變的與眾不同的原因,並不是因為被超級蜘蛛咬到,也不是像征服情海裡的Jerry Maguire突然半夜心血來潮而改變自己,他們只是平凡人,只是受到他人的影響而不再被物質所囿,才讓他們變得比平常人與眾不同。Lester受到 Ricky的影響,Jack被另一個人格所改變,Neo則是受到Morpheus的啟發。我們其實都只是平常人,都市化的影響造成我們自由思考的空間受到 侷限,我們不會突然隔天醒來就決定要拯救世界,改革社會。我們不會成為完美的人,我們能做的,就是一步步的進化。

生命,就該浪費在美好的事物上。 Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in. .

本來想把這篇文章的標題取為”Taiwan Beauty”,只是當我看著路上的行人,臉上都沒有笑容的時候,也不知道該不該這樣取了。

以此篇紀念我家附近那三隻沒有活超過一歲的貓咪,because they were beautiful.